Nicknames

A while back I told you I was acquiring some new nicknames, well today I thought I would let you know what one or two of them are.

“Half mast”:
It goes along with my complete male nature. I have perfected the fine art of “selective hearing”. When I am not really in the mood to listen to what anyone else has to say I stand perfectly still facing them and drop my eyes to a complete half mast. No blink. No head tilt. No acknowledgement you even exist. It’s really quite funny at how much this annoys my girl human. And if she really wants my attention and she walks toward me I simply drop them all the way as if I am asleep; otherwise known as the ”I can’t see you so you must not be able to see me” routine.

All you dogs out there, if you haven't learned this one I strongly recommend trying it, you get away with soooo much by using it :-)

“Alien”:
This usually occurs after a real good exercise crash or just waking up from a nap. Note there is a specific high-pitched way of saying it. It goes something like …
“♪ AAAAA-lee-yuuuuun ♫”
….. if my puggy phonetics got it right.

OK these are the ones I feel comfortable sharing today… the rest; well I have some therapy issues to work through before you get to know those.
Until next time
~Finnegan