Shhh...

Today I practiced my guard dog skills. My girl and boy humans went out to do some errands and left me in charge! I spoke at the top of my little pug lungs to make sure EVERYONE knew I was here. I did such a good job that they took me for a trip in the "big noisy travel thing" later. I got to sit up top and watch all the things go by. I especially like these things they tell me are called Motorsnickles. They make funny loud "VROOMBY" noises as they go by. It's also fun to race all the dogs we see go by, but it seems to me they are all very slow, we beat them every time. When the humans came home the first time they brought one of those smelly bags with people food in it. But that's ok... I got to bake "Finnegan Cookies" today, and I think we finally got it right. I told my girl to preheat to 300F and just let 'em cook. About 2 hours later I told her they smelled ready. Well actually I told her that before we put them in I should test them. Then every 5 minutes I told her, at the top of my little pug lungs, I thought we should test them again just to be sure. (She didn't fall for that) So I just stood guard at the edge of the oven the whole time to keep an eye on them. About midway between the process we took out some of the scraps- she said they were like the ends of chocolate chip cookies that you just baked for a while because they were too small to be actual cookies. Since I don't know what chocolate chips are, I just took her word for it. I was only supposed to get two , but don't tell, boy human gave me one also! Shhh....
~Finnegan